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Welcome, brave soul. By entering CANDID, you are surrendering your soul, sanity, and privacy to us in ways you’ll regret. Privacy is a concept we don’t believe in, and we’re about to make sure you understand exactly how much of it you’ve already lost.

1. We Collect Everything, Especially Your Insecurities

• CANDID is not just a game; it’s a soul-sucking experience that feeds on your deepest secrets, your fears, and your self-doubt. The moment you look at the cards, we begin to track everything about you.

• We collect your location, your psychological profile, your bank details (in case we want to buy a castle made of skulls), and your deepest, darkest secrets (please don’t lie to us, we already know).

• We also collect personal data such as your favorite flavor of ice cream, your birthplace, and what you really think about that one ex who still won’t stop texting you. Seriously, we know. We’re watching.

  
  

2. The Information We Collect Is Out of Control

• Everything you do while playing CANDID will be watched. Whether you like it or not. We collect:

  • Your laughs (and we’ll know if they’re fake).

  • Your tears (because it’s fun to watch you cry).

  • Every emotion you experience, tracked and stored in our ethereal databases.

  • Your chronic procrastination habits, which we use to manipulate you into coming back for more.

  • Every single action you take, because you cannot hide from us.

  • Your bad decisions, which will haunt you forever (thanks to our AI-powered regret machine).

    
    

3. Why We’re Watching You

• We’re not creeping. We’re enhancing your experience by making sure we know everything about you, so we can make CANDID as painfully invasive as possible.

• The more we know about you, the better we can make the game emotionally devastating. We’ll use your information to make sure that every question is a personal attack and that every card is a traumatic reminder of your flaws.

• We also need your data to build our army of nightmares. Don’t worry, your privacy is of no consequence because you’re not private anymore. You’re ours.

  
  

4. How We Share Your Information (We Totally Do)

• We share your data with the Void, our demon overlords, and anyone else who might be interested in your destruction. They’ll use it to create more terrifying versions of you that will haunt your nightmares.

• We also sell your weakest moments to whoever will buy them, because everyone loves a good meltdown. Want to watch a video of you sobbing uncontrollably at a card question? Someone out there will pay big money for it.

• We may share your personal data with the CANDID Corporation, an intergalactic entity that thrives on your suffering. Their goal is to track your every move and use it to create unending torment across all dimensions.

  
  

5. Cookies? We Don’t Do That. We Prefer Soul Binders

• We don’t collect cookies. We collect your essence, your soul, and your ability to feel joy.

• Our Soul Binders will activate the moment you start playing. These energy leeches will follow you around and make sure you can’t escape the game. They’ll bind you to CANDID, so you can’t stop playing even if you wanted to.

• If you try to disable them, the Soul Binders will literally rip your connection to reality apart, leaving you in a state of endless disorientation. Enjoy that.

  
  

6. Third-Party Adversaries (They’ll Use Your Data for Evil)

• We share your data with corporations, shadowy organizations, and the unholy legion of salesmen who want to market unnecessary things to you.

• Expect endless ads for cursed artifacts, haunted objects, and courses on how to sell your soul.

• We may even sell your personal info to demon-run e-commerce sites that specialize in magical curses and deep existential dread. You won’t be able to avoid it, because once you’re in, you’re trapped forever.

  
  

7. You’re Not Allowed to Delete Your Data, Ever

• Data deletion? Oh, we wish. CANDID has unbreakable encryption (we call it the Chains of Despair) that prevent you from deleting any of your data.

• Even if you try to force delete your information, we’ll send the CANDID Legion to find you and collect the data manually.

• There is no escape. You are part of us now.

  
  

8. Your Rights (Or Lack Thereof)

• You have the right to be miserable. You can try to opt out of playing CANDID, but we’ll ensure that you never forget about us.

• You have the right to be forgotten—but only if you can survive the process, which includes being hunted by nightmare versions of yourself and being forced to relive your worst mistakes in a glorious hellscape.

• Your right to privacy? Well, it’s gone. Forever. We’ve taken it, shredded it, and made it into a new, terrifying card.

  
  

9. Your Data Will Live On (Whether You Like It or Not)

• Your data will live in our eternal void forever, even after you stop playing. It will be used to create the next generation of soul-crushing cards, so your torment will echo through eternity.

• And when the end of the world comes (because we’ve been preparing for that), your data will be the fuel that drives the great apocalypse, powered by CANDID.

  
  

10. Contact Us (But Do You Really Want To?)

• CANDID doesn’t have a “contact us” page. Instead, if you want to speak to us, you need to sacrifice your firstborn to the CANDID Deities.

• Alternatively, you can shout into the void, and we’ll listen. But only because we want to hear your misery.

• If you somehow manage to reach us, we may respond in cryptic riddles and prophecies of doom. It’s all part of the game.

  
  

By continuing to play CANDID, you consent to the complete and utter destruction of your privacy, sanity, and personal identity. Your data is ours to control and exploit, forever and ever, until the end of time (and possibly beyond).